50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant)

Anonymous asked:
why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

twitter-official:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons

please use commas when you insult people thanks

Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,

(Source: mrgloss)

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: nico-di-angelo)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.